Monday, 6 January 2014

New Year Warrior


I am a New Year Warrior.
I will proudly dress in my emergency jeans/loungewear to go to work - parading my miscalculated muffin shelf from chocolate consumption. I will wear as many Christmas gifts as possible in the hope to hail the jolly from home (including that too bright nail varnish the kids got me) I will flourish my outfit with the bargain sale shoes that don't go with anything. Declare myself to have forgotten how to do my job (although I just don't want to do it) and present it with a "don't mess with me" grump because we are the New Year Warriors, we can do this! 

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